Name: Miss West Virginia (“Ginny”)

Nickname: “Why we can’t have nice things”

Breed: Alaskan Malamute

Age: 1

Special Skills:
-Tongue out, not just on Tuesdays but 24/7 including while asleep
-Impersonating Muppets, stuffed animals, and Groucho Marx (notice the eyebrows)
-flipping tables like a real housewife
-making her own confetti (aka shreds paper)
-pilfering of office supplies, makeup, and other items that are not hers
-stealing toys from, barking at, and generally irritating her cat brothers